Haircare Those billboards that flare up Suddenly around O’Hare Like mushrooms you'd swear Weren’t there the night before When you see them in the morning Advertising products that promise To reverse hair loss With before and after pictures Of Brian Urlacher and a pun On tackling premature balding Followed by the exclamation “Oh, hair!” Make middle-aged men driving Into the city from the suburbs run Their hands through what hair Marriage and kids and job Have yet to make fall out Thus capitalism probes wounds We might otherwise not have felt So that those who have everything They need believe they're losing