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To Be Referenced If at a Loss as to How to Bury a Dog

To Be Referenced If at a Loss as to How to Bury a Dog

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Apr 14, 2021
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The grave should be in the shade

Close enough to be seen from the house

No more than three people should dig

Only one shovel should be used

And an ax for any roots

The dog should be under a blanket

In the …

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