The Astronaut
On the morning of the day They are going to shoot him To the moon the astronaut Wakes up yawns and stretches He can't help it this is what Humans do on this earth But he must leave his wife Has stolen all the sheets In her nightmare he shakes Her she wakes up and yawns Too then remembers his penis Flops out of his boxers it doesn't Want to go to the moon Into all that cold black Space it wants to stay Right here where it's warm But it can't if he's going It sure as hell is going too