Reminder of Upcoming Lecturer Cleaning

Good morning,

This email is a reminder of the upcoming Lecturer cleaning this evening. Lecturers should be prepared to be sprayed, doused in lime, and sprayed again before being dragged out of their offices. We will be using motorized maintenance equipment, and GREEN cleaning solutions that are environmentally friendly. The cleaning crew is instructed not to move furniture, equipment, or other obstacles. Only lecturers will be serviced. We ask your assistance in notifying all lecturers that are normally on the floor so they can stand up prior to our starting.

Lecturers can be picked up by friends and family at the municipal waste dump in East Palo Alto. Scrubbed clean, they may be unrecognizable at first. Be sure you take the right lecturer home.

Thank you!