from 'Silicon Valley of the Shadow of Death'
iAmbled around the garden of the sanitarium going from saint to saint to saint iBreathed new life into the nostrils of the genre then retired to a cabin in the Alleghenies iCan just imagine what that experience must have been like for you and your immolated loved ones iDrove clear to Arkansas to visit the poet's grave but was driven away by a huffing buck in rut iEntertain dreams of being awarded a blue ribbon for Most Beautiful Garden by the Chamber of Commerce iFroze when I heard steps behind me I thought I was the only pilgrim at the grotto iGo to the matinee not for the movie but for the sensation of being granted visions in darkness iHung myself from my tie and swayed pendulously above the sales meeting iIntended to go to your party but took the wrong exit and now I'm in recovery iJetted to Jackson Hole for the weekend leave the documents on the stoop iKidded her saying With eyelashes like those you could flip a light switch iLingered for a moment in my closet reading the heights and names scrawled in the doorframe iMarried him mostly for the fact that I knew I would never want for anything again ever iNeed you to do this for me or else I'll tweet that text you sent me iOperated a backhoe on the North Slope I swear it was still night at noon iProved him wrong I guess since my book is coming out and his isn't iQuarreled with the waiter but he insisted that we did indeed order the squid ink risotto iRecognized her from the free library at Occupy she literally introduced me to Žižek iSeriously doubt that any democratically elected president could get away with that iTrudged through the drifts of the piano keys my fingers black with frostbite iUndulate between states of exuberant joy and complete despair iVanished in the fall the search party came so close I could see their flashlights but the thing is I don't want to be found iWrote that on my wall when I was really drunk and am sincerely sorry for offending this community iXclaimed as the onlookers covered their mouths with their hands some in horror some in laughter iYodeled for a bluegrass band out of Chattanooga until the night I lost my voice in Little Rock iZoomed out on the picture and only then did I notice the mountain lion crouched poised to pounce