Death
Death
Death hops the turnstile.
Death refuses to stand for the anthem.
Death will take the last one if no one else wants it.
Death rolls through the stop sign.
Death avoids your eyes while shaking your hand.
Death likes long walks on the beach that abruptly end.
Death takes a toothpick to pick at his long teeth.
Death, an atheist, makes a big fuss in church.
Death hasn’t done his taxes in I don’t know how long.
Death sticks his gum under the table.
Death is an avid birder.
Death is a fan of true crime.
Death is a riot at a wedding.
Death springs for the full mani-pedi.
Death takes shavasana early.
Death blocks your view at the show.
Death takes a step closer for every step you take back.
Death wants a word when you’re so tired.
Death touches you without your consent.
Death is a really bad kisser.